In a store in US, a man asked for 1/2
kg of butter.
The
salesperson, a young boy, said that only 1kg packs were available in the Store,
but the man insisted on buying only 1/2 kg.
So the
boy went inside to the manager's room and said "An idiot outside wants to
buy only 1/2 kg of butter".
To his surprise, the customer was
standing right behind him.
So the
boy added immediately, "And this gentleman wants to buy the other
half".
After
the customer left, the manager said "You have saved your position by being
clever enough at the right time. Where do you come from?"
To
this, the boy said, "I come from Brazil. The place consists of only
prostitutes and football players!"
The
manager replied coldly, "My wife is also from Brazil!!
To
this the boy asked excitedly, "Oh yeah? Which team does she play
for?"
*Moral:*
Presence of mind helps, never Panic, there is always a solution!
Presence of mind helps, never Panic, there is always a solution!
