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An engineer in a car manufacturing company designs a world class car.  The owner is impressed with the outcome and praised him a lot.

While trying to bring out the car from the manufacturing area to the office they realized that the car is few inches taller than the entrance.

The engineer felt bad that he didn't noticed this one before creating the car. The owner was amazed on how to take it outside of the manufacturing area.

The painter said that they can bring out the car and there will be few scratches on top of the car that he will do the tinkering later on.

The engineer said that they can break the entrance and after taking the car out, they can cement it.

The owner was not convinced with any ideas and felt like it is a bad sign to break or scratch. The watchman was watching all these drama and slowly approached the owner.

He wanted to give an idea if they have no problem. They thought what this guy would tell them that the experts could not give.

Watchman said that the car is only few inches taller than the entrance, so if they release the air in the Tyre, the height of the car will be reduced.

*Don't encounter all problems from the expert point of view.*

*There is always a layman point that will attract the masses *

Final whistle

Few days ago I watched a local football match in a school playing ground.

As I sat down, I asked one of the boys what the score was.

With a proud smile, he replied; "They are leading us 3-0”!!!

I asked him … You don't look discouraged!

"Discouraged?" the boy asked with a puzzled look.

Why should I be discouraged when the referee has not blown the final whistle?

Truly, I didn't have an answer to that wonderful question!

As I got back home that night, his question has occupied in my mind.

Life is like a game.
Why should we be discouraged when our referee,... GOD ALMIGHTY has not blown the final whistle on our life?

The truth is that as long as there is life, nothing is impossible for a willing mind and it is never too late for us!!!

So DON'T blow the whistle on yourself.

Never Quit! Keep on trying until GOD'S last whistle!

Electronic hair dryer

A distinguished young woman on a flight from Switzerland asked the priest seated next her: "Father, May I ask you a favor?"

"Of course. What may I do for you?"

"Well, I bought an expensive electronic hair dryer that is well over the customs limits and I'm afraid they'll confiscate it. Is there any way you could carry it through customs for me? Under your robes perhaps?"

"I would love to help you, dear, but I must warn you: I will not lie."

"With your honest face, father, no one will question you."

When they got to customs, she let the priest go ahead of her.

The official asked: "Father, do you have anything to declare?"

"From the top of my head down to my waist, I have nothing to declare."

The official thought this answer strange, so asked: "And what do you have to declare from your waist to the floor?"

"I have a marvelous little instrument designed to be used on a woman, but which is, to date, unused."

Roaring with laughter, the official said: "Go ahead, Father. Next!"

Life lessons…..

Watch this video carefully. Never forget 3 things in life -
1. Do not lose hope till the end.
2. Do not celebrate before time.
3. Do not leave your place, till the job is accomplished completely.

Importance of documentation

Once a Chartered accountant was travelling by train in A/c class. 

He was traveling alone!

Sometime later, a Beautiful lady came and sat in the opposite berth! Chartered accountant was pleasantly happy!

The lady kept smiling at him! This made him even more Happy!
Then she went and sat next to him! The CA was bubbling with Joy!

She then leant towards him and whispered in his ear " Hand over all your valuables, cash, cards, mobile phone to me else I will shout and tell everybody that you are harassing and misbehaving with me".

The chartered accountant stared blankly at her!

He took out a paper and a pen from his bag and wrote "I can’t hear or speak. You write on this paper whatever you want to say".

The lady wrote everything what she said earlier and gave it to him!

Chartered accountant took her note, kept it in his pocket!

He got up and told her in clear tone..."Now shout & scream!!"

MORAL: *DOCUMENTATION IS VERY IMPORTANT*

Wife: Where are you ??

Husband: At home love.

Wife: Are you sure

Husband: Yes

Wife: Turn on the Mixer.

Husband: (Turns Mixer on) Grrrrrrrrr….

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

Another day……..

Suspicious wife: Where are you ??

Husband: At home love.       

Wife: Are you sure

Husband: Yes

Wife: Turn on the Mixer.

Husband: (Turns Mixer on) Grrrrrrrrr….

Wife: Ok my love goodbye.

The next day, the wife decides to go home

Without notice, and finds her son alone and

She asks him, “Son, where is your father?”

Son: “I don’t know. 

He went out with the Mixer…… 

Missing Goat .....

It all started one lazy Sunday afternoon in a small town near Kolkata in India. Two school-going friends had a crazy idea. They rounded up three goats from the neighborhood and painted the number 1, 2 and 4 on their sides. That night they let the goats loose inside their school building.

The next morning, when the authorities entered the school, they could smell something was wrong. They soon saw goat droppings on the stairs and near the entrance and realized that some goats had entered the building.

A search was immediately launched and very soon, the 3 goats were found. But the authorities were worried, where was goat No. 3 ? They spent the rest of the day looking for goat No.3. There was panic and frustration.

The school declared a holiday for the students. The teachers, helpers and the canteen boy was all busy looking for the goat No. 3, which, of course, was never found. Simply because it did not exist.

We are all like those folks in the school – we may have our own goats, but are obviously looking for the elusive, missing, non-existent goat No.3.

So instead of making the most of what we have and focusing on our strengths, we worry about the missing piece – our shortcomings.

An absence of something is always larger than presence of something.