Last one is fantastic

Who is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

Scotch is a brilliant invention….One double and you start feeling Single again.

Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl-friends UNATTENDED - Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now a days that…majority of the men have started loving their own wives!!!!!!

A Priest is called as a Father, A Bishop, Your Grace, A Cardinal, Your Eminence…and Even a Pope is called as, His Highness.

But only a 36 – 24 – 36 in a Bikini is called as “OH MY GOD”

EACH GIVES WHAT HE HAS

Back in the days when Germany was divided, a huge wall separated East and West Berlin.  One day, some people in East Berlin took a truck load of garbage and dumped it on the West Berlin side.

The people of West Berlin could have done the same thing, but they didn't. Instead they took a truck load of canned goods, bread, milk and other provisions, and neatly stacked it on the East Berlin side.

On top of this stack they placed the sign:  “EACH GIVES WHAT HE HAS"

How very true! You can only give what you have.  What do we have inside of us? Is it hate or love? Violence or peace? Death or life? Capacity to build or capacity to destroy?

What have we acquired over the years?  "EACH GIVES WHAT HE HAS"

Think about it! Let us give out the good in us.

BHAGWAD GITA in one sentence per chapter.....

Chapter 1 - Wrong thinking is the only problem in life.

Chapter 2 - Right knowledge is the ultimate solution to all our problems.

Chapter 3 - Selflessness is the only way to progress & prosperity.

Chapter 4 - Every act can be an act of prayer.

Chapter 5 - Renounce the ego of individuality & rejoice in the bliss of infinity.

Chapter 6 - Connect to the higher consciousness daily.

Chapter 7 - Live what you learn.

Chapter 8 - Never give up on yourself.

Chapter 9 - Value your blessings.

Chapter 10 - See divinity all around.

Chapter 11 - Have enough surrender to see the Truth as it is.

Chapter 12 - Absorb your mind in the Higher.

Chapter 13 - Detach from Maya & attach to Divine.

Chapter 14 - Live a lifestyle that matches your vision.

Chapter 15 - Give priority to Divinity.

Chapter 16 - Being good is a reward in itself.

Chapter 17 - Choosing the right over the pleasant is a sign of power.

Chapter 18 - Let Go, Let’s move to union with God.

Soft Speech, Clean Heart, Peaceful Eyes, Focussed Mind & Determined Decision, will always make you succeed.

Always be the reason of someone’s happiness never just a part of it. 

Be a part of someone’s sadness never the reason for it.

Russi Modi, Chairman, Tata Steel, was holding a weekly meeting with Tata Steel staff at a football ground in Jamshedpur.

A worker took up a niggling issue. He said the Quality and hygiene of toilets for workers was very bad. Whereas, he pointed out that the cleanliness and hygiene of Executive toilets are always very good.

Russi asked his top executive how much time he needs to set it right.

The executive asked for a month to set it right. Russi said "I would rather do it in a day. Send me a carpenter."

Next day, when the carpenter came, he ordered the sign boards to be swapped.

The sign board on the "workers" toilet was changed to "Executives" and Executive toilet to "Workers".

Russi then gave instructions to inter-change it every fortnight!  The quality of both toilets became on par in 3 days’ time.  A solution that was immediate and lasting for both!

Debriefing of this Story, As a leader, it's your job to listen to the problem patiently but implement the solution quickly.  Always keep finding new ways to solve the problem quickly.

The moment you get this mind-set, your path is transformed from normal leadership to a great leadership.

Sometimes you are unsatisfied with your life, while many people in this world are dreaming of living your life.  A child on a farm sees a plane fly overhead and dreams of flying.  But, a pilot on the plane sees the farmhouse and dreams of returning home.  That’s life!!!

Enjoy yours.

If wealth is the secret to happiness, then the rich should be dancing on the streets.  But only poor kids do that.

If power ensures security, then officials should walk unguarded.  But those who live simply, sleep soundly.

If beauty and fame bring ideal relationships, then celebrities should have the best marriages.

Live simply.  

Walk humbly and love genuinely.  

All good will come back to you.