Last one is fantastic

Who is a Psychiatrist? A qualified person who gives you an expensive & critical analysis about yourself, which your Spouse gives you for free, daily.

Scotch is a brilliant invention….One double and you start feeling Single again.

Notice at Church: Do not leave your mobiles, purses, wallets, handbags, girl-friends UNATTENDED - Others may think it is an answer to their prayers.

Global Recession and Financial Crisis have become so critical and serious now a days that…majority of the men have started loving their own wives!!!!!!

A Priest is called as a Father, A Bishop, Your Grace, A Cardinal, Your Eminence…and Even a Pope is called as, His Highness.

But only a 36 – 24 – 36 in a Bikini is called as “OH MY GOD”