Once a lady decides to celebrate her birthday by staying at a Luxury hotel. The next day when the lady is checking out of the hotel, they give her a bill for $250.

She is taken aback looking at the bill and starts fighting at the desk on such a big bill. The Manager comes to see her.

He says, ''Mam, we have so many facilities for our customer to use Free of cost such as Spa, Swimming pool, Gym etc., so that’s why all the charges are included in it.''

The lady replies, but I have not used it, so why should I pay.

Manager says, "That’s your fault, but you have to pay."

The lady finally hands him over a cheque for $50.

The manager says this is only $50 what about the balance $200.

The lady replies, "$200 for you sleeping and using me in the night."

Manager, "But I haven't slept with you."

Lady, "That’s your fault, I was here full night and you could have used me, if you didn't, that’s your fault, I am sorry for you" and walked away from the hotel with everyone looking at her amazed."

Never underestimate the power of 3 things:

1. Women angry for a reason!
2. Women angry without reason!

3. Women about to get angry & looking for a reason.

ROOT CAUSE ANALYSIS…

A Management lecturer was talking about "QUALITY".

Lecturer: We all know Lord Rama went to spend 14 years in forest and Sita was kidnapped because of  a "QUALITY ISSUE".

Student: How is this anything to do with quality?

Lecturer: Tell me why did Sita go to forest with Rama?

Student: Because she was his wife and respected his every decision.

Lecturer: OK, but why did Rama go to forest?

Student: Because of his father Dasharatha told him to do so and he never disobeyed his father.

Lecturer: OK, why did Dasharatha send his son to forest?

Student: Dasharatha offered his wife (Kaikeyi) 2 boons, and she chose to make use of them in the future.

And she wanted her son to be king, so on the day of Rama's crowning,
she asked Dasharatha to send Rama to forest and crown her son; reminding him of his promised boons.

Lecturer: So why did Dasharatha offer his wife 2 boons?

Student: Because during a military campaign against Sambarasura, the wheel of Dasharatha's chariot broke and Sambarasura's arrow pierced the King's armor.

She nursed the wounded King back to health.
Touched by her courage and timely service, Dasharatha offered her 2 boons.

Lecturer: Hence Proved. The quality of Chariot's wheel was not up to the mark, leading to kidnapping of Sita...!!!!

[So, the Quality is very important and if the quality of Chariot's wheel was good, all this wouldn't have happened!]

[Root Cause Analysis]

Two guys were walking through a jungle.
A tiger has seen them.
One of the guys tightened his shoe lace.
The other asked: Do you really think you can run faster than tiger?
He replied: I don't have to run faster than the tiger,
I just have to run faster than you.

That is 'CORPORATE WORLD'.

Walking is the best exercise 🚶 🚶 🚶 🚶 🚶

🚶 Walk Away from arguments that lead you to nowhere but anger.

🚶 Walk Away from people who deliberately put you down.

🚶 Walk Away from any thought that reduces your worth.

🚶 Walk Away from failures and fears that stifle your dreams.

🚶 Walk Away from people who do not care for you and who are opportunistic.

🚶 The more you Walk Away from things that poison your soul, The Happier Your Life Will Be.

🚶 Gift Yourself A Walk Towards Happiness.

Inspired push....

A man had a very beautiful daughter. When the daughter was ready for marriage, the father sent news around town that all the eligible young men should come to compete in a test which would determine who was fit to marry his daughter.

On that day, all was set, all the young men came out.

The rich man took them to his swimming pool and addressed the men: “Any of you who can swim from one end of this swimming pool to the other would marry my daughter.

In addition, I will give him 15 million dollars, a car and a house so that they can start life well. I shall be waiting to meet my son-in-law at the other end. Good luck!”

As the young men, all very excited at the prospect of winning, started taking off their shirts. Then a helicopter came over the pool and dropped alligators and crocodiles into the pool. Immediately, all men turned back and started wearing their shirts again.  Disappointed, some of them said, ''That's crazy. Let’s see who would marry that girl, No one will”.

All of a sudden, they heard a splash in the pool. Everybody watched in amazement as one gentleman waddled across, expertly avoiding the alligators and crocodiles.

Finally, he made it to the other side. The rich man could not believe it. He asked the young man to name anything he wanted but the man was still panting uncontrollably.

Finally, he got back to his senses and made a request saying,
''SHOW ME THE PERSON WHO PUSHED ME INSIDE THIS POOL''

Moral
You don’t know what you are capable of doing until you are PUSHED!!.Those seeking to push you into the jaws of alligators and crocodiles may have helped you to reach your promised land!!!Sometimes it takes going through the bad moments to bring out the BEST in us.

Management Lesson in context of working world

One fine sunny day in the forest a Rabbit is sitting outside his burrow, tippy-tapping on his typewriter. Along comes a fox, out for a walk.

Fox: “What are you working on?”

Rabbit: “My thesis.”
Fox: “Hmm… What is it about?”

Rabbit: “Oh, I am writing about how rabbits eat foxes.”
Fox: “That’s ridiculous! Any fool knows that rabbits don’t eat foxes!”

Rabbit: “Come with me and I’ll show you!”

They both disappear into the rabbit’s burrow.

After few minutes, the rabbit returns to his typewriter and resumes typing.

Soon a wolf comes along and stops to watch the hardworking rabbit.

Wolf: “What’s that you are writing?”

Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat wolves.”
Wolf: “you don’t expect to get such rubbish published, do you?”

Rabbit: “No problem. Do you want to see why?”

The rabbit and the wolf go into the burrow and again the rabbit returns by himself, after a few minutes, and goes back to typing.

Finally a bear comes along and asks, “What are you doing?

Rabbit: “I’m doing a thesis on how rabbits eat bears.”
Bear: “Well that’s absurd! “

Rabbit: “Come into my home and I’ll show you”

Scene: As they enter the Burrow, the rabbit introduces the bear to the lion.

Moral of the story is…..

It doesn’t matter how silly your thesis topic is; what matters is whom you have as a supervisor.

It doesn’t matter how bad your performance is; what matters is whether your boss likes you or not………

Listen carefully before acting...

A new vacuum salesman knocked at a door….

A lady opened it. 

Before she could speak… The salesman rushed into the living room and emptied a bag of cow dung on the carpet.

Salesman: Madam, if I could not clean this in the next 3 minutes with my new powerful vacuum cleaner, I will EAT all this ..!!

Lady: Do you need Red-Chilli Sauce or Tomato Ketchup with that?

Salesman: Why madam?

Lady: Because there is no electricity in the house…!!!

MORAL: Gather all resources before working on any project and committing to the client… and don’t show over smartness ……

The nature of material world.....

One night, just before a shopkeeper was about to close the shop, a dog came into the shop.

There was a bag in its mouth. The bag had a list of items to be bought and money. The shopkeeper took the money and kept the items in the bag.

Immediately, the dog picked up the bag of items and left. The shopkeeper was surprised and went behind the dog to see who the owner was.

The dog waited at the bus stop. After sometime, a bus came and the dog got into the bus. As soon as the conductor came, it moved forward to show his neck belt which had money and the address as well. The conductor took the money and put the ticket in his neck belt again.

When it reached the destination, the dog went to the front and wagged his tail indicating that he wanted to get down. The moment the bus stopped, it got down. The shopkeeper was still following it.

The dog knocked on the door of a house with its legs. Its owner came from inside and beat it with a stick.

The shocked shopkeeper asked him "why are you beating the dog?” to which the owner replied, "He disturbed my sleep. It could have taken the keys with it."

This is the truth of life.
There is no end to the expectations people have from you.
The moment you go wrong, they start pointing at our mistakes.

All the good done in the past is forgotten.
Any small mistake committed then gets magnified.

2 important qualities

First year students at Medical School were receiving their first anatomy class with a real dead human body. 

They all gathered around the surgery table with the body covered in a white sheet. The professor started the class by telling them, "In medicine, it is necessary to have two important qualities as a doctor.

The first is that you should not be disgusted by anything involving the human body."
 

The Professor pulled back the sheet, stuck his finger in the anus of the corpse, withdrew it and stuck it in his mouth.
 

Doctors “Go ahead and do the same thing," he told his students. The students initially freaked out, hesitated for several minutes, but eventually took turns sticking a finger in the anus of the corpse and sucking on it.
 

When everyone finished, the Professor looked at the class and told them....

"The second most important quality is observation.

I stuck in my middle finger but sucked on my index finger. Now learn to pay attention!"

One Day...Yamraja came to a Guy and said:

"Hey, today is your last day!"

Guy: "But I’m not ready!"

Yamraja said: "Well today your name is the first on my list...”

Guy: "Okay, then why don't you take a seat and we will drink a COFFEE before we go?"

Yamraja: "All right...”.

The Guy gave Yamraja some COFFEE with sleeping pills in it.
Yamraja finished COFFEE and fell into a deep sleep!!!

The Guy took the list & removed his name from top of the list and put at the bottom of the list!

When Yamraja woke up he said to the Guy: "Because you have been so nice to me, now I will start my job from the BOTTOM of the list...”!!!

Moral:
Whatever is written in your Destiny ... Will never change... no matter how much you try....

In Bhagwad geeta- Shri Krishna Says:

"You do as per your desires, but the result is what i desire!

Do as i would desire you to do...only then will you achieve what you desire...

Tell like a lawyer

In an L.L.B. class:

Professor: lf you have to give an orange, what will you say?

Student: Take this orange.

Prof: No. Tell like a lawyer.

Student: I Narayana son of Krishnamurthy resident of Hyderabad, Telangana do here by solemnly affirm and voluntarily and consciously declare out of my volition and without any fear or favour or pressure or undue influence that I'm giving this fruit called orange on which I have absolute right, title and interest along with its peel, juice, seed and pulp.

I am also giving you absolute and unqualified right and interest to cut, peel & store in freeze or eat it.
You will also have the right to give this along with its peel, juice, seed or pulp to any one whosoever.

I further declare that I will be solely responsible and liable for any dispute till today pertaining to this orange. And after this conveyance today, my relationship with this orange will cease to exist.

Prof: My lordship, Can you show me your feet....