Life Insurance
A contract that keeps you poor all your life, So that you can die rich.
Divorce
Future tense of Marriage.
Future tense of Marriage.
Criminal
A person no different from the rest... except that he/she got caught.
A person no different from the rest... except that he/she got caught.
Boss
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Someone who is early when you are late and late when you are early.
Classic
Books, which people praise, but do not read.
Smile
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
A curve that can set a lot of things straight.
Office
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
A place where you can relax after your strenuous home life.
Etc.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do, but in reality End of Thinking Capacity.
A sign to make others believe that you know more than you actually do, but in reality End of Thinking Capacity.
Committee
Individuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
Atom BombIndividuals who can do nothing individually and sit to decide that nothing can be done together.
An invention to end all inventions.
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