Enjoy these two-liners with some genuine observations and some great puns...

A fine is a tax for doing wrong.  A tax is a fine for doing well.

Archaeologist: Someone whose career lies in ruins.

They say that alcohol kills slowly.  So what? Who's in a hurry?

One nice thing about egoists: They don't talk about other people!

A man who wants a pretty nurse, must be patient.

War does not determine who is right. It determines who is left.

A man who drives like hell, is bound to get there.

A lion will not cheat his wife, but a Tiger wood!

Toilets are a great place to think. No wonder they are called "Sochalayas"…..