Husband decided to do yoga. 

As he is getting ready, his wife wakes up and opened her eyes.
So the husband asked her-

"Honey would you like to join me for Yoga?"
Wife: "Do you mean to say I am fat?"

Husband: "No. If you don't want to get up, it's OK."
Wife: "So, now you think I am lazy, ha?"

Husband: "No. You are misunderstanding me. I didn't mean...."
Wife: "Aha! So I don't understand you, right?"

Husband: "Now look I didn't say that."
Wife: "So am I lying?!!"

Husband: "All right! It’s better I also don't go for Yoga.
Wife: "See! You never wanted to go. Just wanted to blame me."

The husband quietly goes to sleep again. 

Wishing all husbands happy sleeping!